Prescription Mix-up

This was now the third time old man Walters the pharmacist
gave Doris the wrong prescription.
She wanted to call someone, but forgot how to use the phone.

Art Surgery


Sometimes I'll make a "temporary" collage, just tacking down the elements so they might reappear elsewhere later. The bearded gent came from the Green Room. You'll likely see these other characters again too...

Friday, March 27, 2009

Brain Sorbet


Sorry for poor quality of these collages. I put it down to the foul weather!

Thursday, March 26, 2009

Nose Job Gone Wrong

Theme of the Week - Medical Mishaps

Sorry for the early post, but I will be away from the computer tomorrow and not able to post. Thanks all!

Eat Like A Bird

If you "eat like a bird," you may eat up to one-half your body weight every single day!

What every Young man Needs to Know

about How to behave at a Burlesque show

Haste Makes Mistakes



In his haste to prepare a prosthesis in time for his patient's book signing party, the veterinary orthopedist made a terrible faux paw.

The etiquette of drinking tea

while flying with the British Overseas Airways Corporation

Friday, March 20, 2009

The Date Crashers

 A proper young lady is never left alone with a man in the parlor.

Cutting Edge Entertainment

Olga Sharpinova, a Russian immigrant, was a popular vaudevillian who performed two different acts each night. Her first performance was juggling knives which left the audience on the edge of their seats. It was her second act, hiccuping the Star Spangled Banner, which brought down the house.

One night, referred in the annals of vaudeville history as "Bloody Sunday," Olga involuntarily started hiccuping while juggling. The knives rained down on her body, even nicking the juggler in the jugular. Luckily there was a physician in the audience who saved her life by applying tourniquets to her wounds that he fashioned from the stage curtains.

She continued performing for a short time after the accident, but eventually quit to marry the doctor who saved her life. Years later, she wrote a bestselling memoir, "Life is Wounderful."

Saturday, March 14, 2009

The Von Krapp Family


The Von Krapp Family were big on the Austrian vaudeville scene back in the 30's and 40's. They had a unique act with a ventriloquist daughter and double jointed sons.
They had several hits in Austria including "A Gottle Of Geer and Schnitzels" and " Dualling Ukuleles*.

Friday, March 13, 2009

The Grim Reaper Show

No one dared to tell the Grim Reaper that his show sucked.

Thursday, March 12, 2009

The Ventriloquist



He would throw his voice from the most unexpected places.

Ted "Wiggy" Pook


Ted "Wiggy" Pook - "The idiot and his uke" as he was known in the 20's and 30's, built quite a following in the frozen North and probably the only music hall artiste to play outdoors to several eskimos, a polar bear and a penguin during his world tour of both poles in 1935. His wig was insured for a staggering three thousand pounds and his ukulele was carved froma solid lump of whale blubber.

The Grayson Twins


The Grayson Twins who were billed as the "Musical duo with a million fishy tales" used to tour the variety theatres in between the wars with a unique act which included a sea anenome powered grand piano and a singing crab called Norris.

Monday, March 09, 2009