The Lion and the Mouse

{Excerpt}: Those fierce beasts may have a reputation for being loud and dangerous, but that's the way I like 'em. Besides, as soon as we made eye contact I could tell he wanted me, needed my tender, skilled touch to relieve his throbbing ache. I didn't even care who was watching. I was so ready to show him just how good I could make him feel...

Moral of the story: Don't judge a book by its cover.