Another Another Fine Ness

Stan and Ollie have come to chastise Nessie for their cheeky impersonations!

Around Loch Ness

Having a lovely time. Wish you were haaaaaarrrrrrrrgggggh!!

Comedy Giants

Well Stanly, here's another fine ness you've gotten me into!

Bigfoot's First Commission

Nessie Explained (Again)

Monsters of Scotland

Spot the difference?

How to Spot Nessie

Merry Merz!

Vol VII

I've been saving old book bindings and used a few for this piece.

Kurt's Kollage Kit

I found most of this stuff on the floor round my work table. It seemed a shame to waste it!

Schwitters Two

Kurt's Dog Bowl

Schwitters One

City Blues

Kurt's Brain

Here's one for the Kurt Schwitters theme this week. I used the head clipping that you sent me Angelica so thanks for that - it came in very handy!

House of Cards

Sawing A Lady In Half

Here we have Mandrake doing his famous "Sawing The Lady In Half" illusion at the Rusty Flats sawmills in Grimethorpe and the picture below is the "Stapling The Lady Back Together Again" trick some moments after!

Roland

Lockjaw

Houdini goes to the dentist.

La Misterio De La Conejo Desparecer

Magic Tricks

New theme for this week "Magic".

Scan you feel the force?

I don't seem to be able to glue things down at the moment so reduced to throwing some things under the scanner. Archie donated this articulated strong-man when he was clearing out his room yesterday.

The Big Man

Raw

Another oldie from the Scrapatorium files.

Clean Bright and Slightly Oiled

Manhome

An oldie from the Scrapatorium files.

Emergency Collage Kit

Ah, this is where the patented A.1. Emergency Collage Kit comes in handy for those rush jobs! Just slip the cutting of your choice into the already essembled envelope and Hey Presto!, a new collage without any of the fuss or bother!

Strawberry Beefcake

Petri Dishes

Protocols of Science Article 22: InflictingPain for the Hell of It

OPHTHALMOSCOPE

A Horrible Experiment

Vivisectionists practice on a childs drawing of Sweep.

Protocols of Science Article 15 :Conduct in the Laboratory

Test Tube Babies

A shout out to EXTREME CRAFT for the nice write-up on Scrapiteria. Thanks Garth!

The Mad Inventor

Here's the first for the new theme of "Inventors and Mad Scientists".

SEx-acto

Pop of the Punk '77

Avida Dollars-Salvadore Dali

The Geezers

Here's a long lost LP sleeve by the cockney band The Geezers. Lava Lumps was their only release from 1977 and included their minor hit "Gobbing Up Hot Mud".

The Enrones

Featuring their hit singles:

Laybotomy
Rock 'n' Roll Lie School
Crooked E Bop (Hey How, Fastow)
The Lay Lay Lay Took My Stocks Away

Elvis-The Way it Was Going

Elvis The Way it Should Have Been

The Mail That Wouldn't Die!

Another oldie but mouldie from the archives.

A Film for Beetles Fans!

A quick one from the archives! Just back from Norway and slowly getting back to the swing of things. Looking forward to the new theme.

The Pasteman Always Brings Twice

Cat in the Hat Tin Roof

Hamlet

This above all: to swine own self be true,And it must follow, as the night the day,Thou canst not then be false to any pig.

Forrest Gum

Momma always said life was like a pack of gum. It blows and is hard to swallow.

Norman is Norman Back at the Bates Motel