Sunday, April 12, 2009

How to Treat a Dislocated Wing





Let's face it: at one time or another in our angelic exuberance we've all gotten carried away and flown into a clothesline or two. When it happens, as it inevitably will, the important thing to remember is not to panic. Try to straighten out your wing and walk back to the celestial realm. Better still: call a friend to give you a lift home. Once safe in a cloud seek immediate treatment and be sure to ice the joint. In no time you'll be aloft and soaring again.

In next month's issue we will address the embarrassing predicament of molting while on a date.

4 comments:

ke said...

Marvelous, this!

(I enjoyed very much the theme of the week, it is a way of knowing different ways of working and learning as well)

onehuman said...

Hugh, this is fantastic.

The Renzntzman said...

Very, very nice. Really.

scrapatorium said...

This is the perfect theme to just wing it. Nice one!