Albert Rode his bike all the way Home

The scream

Clutterfly

Bug Head

One from the archives.

The Restmiss Of Bent Avurone

A tale of the old west when mad scientists roamed the plains of Montana and Idaho competing with the charlatans and quackery of the medicine shows. Here galloped Bent Avurone on his psychotic horse Einstein. Bent had been experimenting with a new G-Ray which turned brain to mush and turned you inside out. The head bone was connected to the neck bone and the neck bone was connected to the shuddering bone and the shuddering bone was entangled in the sphinkle bone- it was all a nasty mess! Bent had been riding for a week non-stop and the inside of his head felt like a septic tank. Soon he would reach the town of Tombbucket and the sheriff was waiting with the antidote made from cactus juice and buffalo goo. Will he get there in time?

Words In My Head

New Theme - What's in Your Head?

What's in your head, on your mind - what were you thinking of?

A Model Undertaking

Dog Collars

C is for Closet

A is for Accident

The Girls Of Summer 07

On the Cutting Edge of Fashion

Nothing to Wear

The House Of Erte's Fashion Freaks

"5 O' Clock Shadow"

Hats The Way To Do It!

Off on my travels again so a couple of oldies will have to do until I get back.

Hah Horse Lingerys Woman

One of Sherlock Holmes lesser known cases. Lady Spockwinter and her bodyguard "Baby Face" O'Malley have returned to the hotel after visiting the lingery department of a well known store. They are being followed by a psychotic horse who has sent her threatening hoof prints. She is carrying a bat and ball for her own protection. Holmes and Watson are following in the carriage cunningly disguised as children. Fashion notes - Lady Spockwinter is wearing a hat with a long goat's feather for luck.

New Theme: Fashion is the Game

From underwear to overcoats, "What will I wear today?" is the refrain.

Out of Ear-shot (Playing by Ear)

Puppetear

A Big Impetus

An old collage I sent to a mail art project on the theme of "sound and hearing". 1990's

You Can Hear the Waves

Vincent Van Goth

Walls Have Ears

Cheap Earrings? Buckin' Ear.

I got your pun right ear...

Ear Shot

Eye Ear Ya

Tower of Babel

Family approved Radio

New Theme - Can you (h)ear me now?

In the same vein of the last theme, which you all did so well, let's hear it for the ear.

Sight

The Orb

Got My Eyes On You

Your wild eyes

TEAR

I don't think I have done this one before...

Cyclops

In my "I"

Sorry..just a quickie this time

eye contact

Eye Seeing Dog

BikeFocals

... a custom ride for Fast Eyes

Popeye's Pappy's Eye Pop

Eyes Without A Face

Do You Ever Get That Feeling.......?

New Theme

Thursday again already - and "the eyes" have it (or should I have said "ayes" - whatever...

Polite ride

The Privileged

The help

Always Keep Your Sword In Your Scabbard When You Are Not Wearing Any Trousers.

Ice Skating Etiquette

Never take your garage and car ice skating if it's not wearing a top hat.

Miss Manners

I'm not going to tell you again. (repeated, without consequences)

Act like ladies and gentlemen; do not scream or run around like wild animals. And shame on you parents who don't teach your children this!

Grime and Punishment

Miss Behaving's Purgatory: No etiquette required.

Don't Talk with Your Mouth FULL

Table Manners