Friday, August 31, 2007
The Restmiss Of Bent Avurone
A tale of the old west when mad scientists roamed the plains of Montana and Idaho competing with the charlatans and quackery of the medicine shows. Here galloped Bent Avurone on his psychotic horse Einstein. Bent had been experimenting with a new G-Ray which turned brain to mush and turned you inside out. The head bone was connected to the neck bone and the neck bone was connected to the shuddering bone and the shuddering bone was entangled in the sphinkle bone- it was all a nasty mess! Bent had been riding for a week non-stop and the inside of his head felt like a septic tank. Soon he would reach the town of Tombbucket and the sheriff was waiting with the antidote made from cactus juice and buffalo goo. Will he get there in time?