Thursday, December 06, 2007

Once........

9 comments:

Craig said...

...Brian learned the secret of the quad-axle cup dispenser...

Dylan Hunt said...

... And He was promoted to "Keeper of the secret of the quad-axle cup dispenser...

Neda said...

Except that's what Brian wanted everyone to think...Beneath the good ol'boy veneer, he harbored a deep dark secret....

scrapatorium said...

Brian was dyslexic. When his grandfather, Dr. Lou Slips, was on his deathbed, he gave his grandson the notes to unlock the secret of his invention. He asked his grandson to read it carefully and follow the instructions exactly as written.

When he got home that evening, Brian started reading the notes. Unfortunately, he reversed the most important part...

Punwit said...

Since dunce caps and sweater girl brassieres had fallen out of fashion, the machine needed a new purpose. But Brian's note made no sense...NEONS COWS. He needed to find a Scrabble champion to help, and fast before someone stole the secret...

scrapatorium said...

Unable to find a Scrabble champ, Brian took the note to the smartest person he knew, his lawyer aunt, Sue Yerazzof. She took one look at the scrambled letters and within 5 seconds, solved the puzzle. SNOW CONES...

Punwit said...

...Causing Uncle Laff Yerazzof to live up to his name! Tuna Use & Brain (I mean, Aunt Sue & Brian) promptly sent a telegram to the Patent Bureau to secure rights to the dispenser. Early the very next morning, a messenger knocked on the door...

Barbara Levine said...

It was love at first sight.

Fast Eyes said...

A mouse in every chamber...