Brian was dyslexic. When his grandfather, Dr. Lou Slips, was on his deathbed, he gave his grandson the notes to unlock the secret of his invention. He asked his grandson to read it carefully and follow the instructions exactly as written.
When he got home that evening, Brian started reading the notes. Unfortunately, he reversed the most important part...
Since dunce caps and sweater girl brassieres had fallen out of fashion, the machine needed a new purpose. But Brian's note made no sense...NEONS COWS. He needed to find a Scrabble champion to help, and fast before someone stole the secret...
Unable to find a Scrabble champ, Brian took the note to the smartest person he knew, his lawyer aunt, Sue Yerazzof. She took one look at the scrambled letters and within 5 seconds, solved the puzzle. SNOW CONES...
...Causing Uncle Laff Yerazzof to live up to his name! Tuna Use & Brain (I mean, Aunt Sue & Brian) promptly sent a telegram to the Patent Bureau to secure rights to the dispenser. Early the very next morning, a messenger knocked on the door...
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...Brian learned the secret of the quad-axle cup dispenser...
... And He was promoted to "Keeper of the secret of the quad-axle cup dispenser...
Except that's what Brian wanted everyone to think...Beneath the good ol'boy veneer, he harbored a deep dark secret....
Brian was dyslexic. When his grandfather, Dr. Lou Slips, was on his deathbed, he gave his grandson the notes to unlock the secret of his invention. He asked his grandson to read it carefully and follow the instructions exactly as written.
When he got home that evening, Brian started reading the notes. Unfortunately, he reversed the most important part...
Since dunce caps and sweater girl brassieres had fallen out of fashion, the machine needed a new purpose. But Brian's note made no sense...NEONS COWS. He needed to find a Scrabble champion to help, and fast before someone stole the secret...
Unable to find a Scrabble champ, Brian took the note to the smartest person he knew, his lawyer aunt, Sue Yerazzof. She took one look at the scrambled letters and within 5 seconds, solved the puzzle. SNOW CONES...
...Causing Uncle Laff Yerazzof to live up to his name! Tuna Use & Brain (I mean, Aunt Sue & Brian) promptly sent a telegram to the Patent Bureau to secure rights to the dispenser. Early the very next morning, a messenger knocked on the door...
It was love at first sight.
A mouse in every chamber...
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